A Tale of Munchies and Manhattan Mix-ups
In a city where getting lost is practically a rite of passage, Brooklyn’s cannabis enthusiasts have elevated the art of wandering to new heights. As hi! Dispensary continues serving the fine folks of Brooklyn’s hippest neighborhoods, we’ve noticed some hilarious patterns emerging among our directionally challenged customers.
Take Williamsburg, for instance, where bearded millennials regularly confuse their post-session food quests. One minute they’re heading to their favorite artisanal pizza spot, and the next they’re somehow in Queens, convinced that their iPhone’s GPS is gaslighting them. It’s like a modern-day version of Hansel and Gretel, minus the bread crumbs (because let’s be honest, they ate those too).
Down in DUMBO, the situation gets even more amusing. The neighborhood’s confusing street layout becomes an actual puzzle for those who’ve just visited their friendly neighborhood dispensary. We’ve heard tales of folks spending hours convinced they’re under the Manhattan Bridge when they’re actually under the Brooklyn Bridge – though from certain angles, who can really tell the difference?
The greatest hits include:
- The customer who walked in circles around Bushwick for an hour looking for their own apartment
- The group that ended up in Crown Heights while trying to find Downtown Brooklyn (impressive, really)
- The person who ordered delivery but gave their cross streets as “the building with the cool graffiti” (sir, this is Brooklyn)
Pro tip: Maybe grab those snacks BEFORE visiting hi! Dispensary. Just saying.
The beauty of Brooklyn’s dispensary scene lies in its integration with the borough’s unique character. Whether you’re in Williamsburg’s converted warehouse districts or Bushwick’s street art paradise, there’s something magical about watching someone intently studying a subway map while holding a paper bag of legally purchased goods.
Remember folks, while we’re here to serve all your cannabis needs, we can’t help you find your way home. Although we can recommend some excellent food delivery apps – because let’s face it, sometimes the couch is just too comfortable to leave.
And if you do get lost in Brooklyn after visiting us, just remember: you’re not lost, you’re on an adventure. An adventure that hopefully ends with tacos. Or pizza. Or both.
Stay elevated, Brooklyn!